Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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