Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can text with my tongue
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
