Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(757): View more from Virginia

Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true

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(301): View more from Maryland

I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his

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(315): View more from New York

He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender

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(+32): View more from Belgium

this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.

(289): View more from Ontario

I'll be there at 7:59.

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