can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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