i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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