East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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