I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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