So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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