Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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