SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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