oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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