Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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