Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
ttyl tear gas
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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