So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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