what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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