She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
You don't make any sense
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