just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
All I want is dick and wine.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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