He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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