i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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