We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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