her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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