I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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