I've blown a few things in my day
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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