Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i dont even know how to be here
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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