Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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