I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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