Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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