People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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