is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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