no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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