quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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