that's an acceptable place to lick
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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