Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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