Kiss
Puke
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
We need to rekindle our bromance
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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