is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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