i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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