Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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