Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Randomize
