Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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