Have you finally orgasmed yet?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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