at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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