I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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