i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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