walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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