love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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