idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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