is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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