He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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