I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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