Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
