When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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